Justin Moorhouse: Stretch & Think
Justin is back: still funny, yet middle aged.
A brand new show that may contain: Yoga, getting older, Madonna, shoplifters, Labradoodles, middle-aged cyclists, The Menopause, running, hating football fans but loving football, not drinking, funerals, is Tapas a rip off?, Captain Tom, Droylsden, the environment, self-improvement, ruining a sexual position, electric car charging spots used by doggers, nursery graduation, horses, Stig look-a-likes, home cooked food in places that aren’t your own home, the odd advantages of fundamental religions, the gym, shop door etiquette.
And he’s got a new suit. Come, it’ll be fun.
★★★★ “What sets him apart is the craft. Lightning fast wit, masterful delivery. Not a moment without laughter” Chortle
★★★★ “If joke-telling is your thing, then Justin Moorhouse is your man…very high gag rate” Fest
★★★★ “Skilful crafting…he keeps the laughs coming” British Theatre Guide
“He charms the pants off the crowd” Sunday Times
“The amount of first-rate comic craft that goes into his routines is worthy of admiration” Guardian
“Simultaneously down-to- earth and out of this world” The List
The Hub bar will be open from 7pm
Age Guidance: 14yrs+
The Hub Bar
Our theatre bar opens one hour before most of our Events and Performances. We serve a selection of locally sourced drinks and snacks including North Brewing Beers, Mason’s Gins, Northern Bloc Ice Cream, Yorkshire Crisps and Yorkshire Popcorn.